If I were a month I would be: April

If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday

If I were a time of day I would be: 2.30am

If I were a planet I would be: Neptune

If I were an animal I would be: a horse

If I were a direction I would be: South

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a coffee table

If I were a liquid I would be: mercury

If I were a tree I would be: willow

If I were a flower/plant I would be: forget-me-not

If I were a kind of weather I would be: winter

If I were a musical instrument I would be: clarinet

If I were an emotion I would be: neutral

If I were a color I would be: a shade

If I were a vegetable I would be: a tomato

If I were a sweet I would be: a gummi panda

If I were a car I would be: Black Ferrari Spider xDD

If I were a song I would be: Welcome To My Life--Simple Plan

If I were a movie I would be directed by: me

If I were a book I would be written by : me

If I were a food/drink I would be: coffee?

If I were a place I would be: antaractica

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Kisa Sohma from Fruits Basket

If I were a shape I would be: Circle.. no start. no end.

If I were a material I would be: felt

If I were a taste I would be: bitter

If I were a word I would be: phantom

If I were an object I would be: a dream diary =]=]

If I were a body part I would be the: eyes

If I were a facial expression I would be: blank

If I were a style I would be: fantasy

If I were a number I would be: 13

If I were a Beatle I would be: a beatle? lol i dunno any of them..